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Joke of the month from one of our subscribers:
George Bush And The Queen !!
On his trip to Great Britain, George Bush had a meeting with Queen
Elizabeth.
He asked her, "How does one manage to run a country so
smoothly?"
"That's easy," she replied, "You surround yourself with
intelligent ministers and advisers."
"But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or not?" he
inquired.
"You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that she pressed a
button and said, "Would you please send Tony Blair in."
When Blair arrived, the Queen said, "I have a riddle for you to
answer for me. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister
and it was not your brother. Who was this child?"
Blair replied, "That's easy. The child was me."
"Very good," said the Queen, "You may go, now."
So President Bush went back to Washington and called in his chief
of staff, Karl Rove. He said to him, "Karl, I have a riddle for you,
and the answer is very important. Your parents had a child and it was
not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child?"
Rove replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important that we determine
the answer, as no child must be left behind. Can I deliberate on
this for a while?" "Yes," said Bush, "I'll give you four hours to come up
with the answer."
So Rove went and called a meeting of the White House Staff, and
asked them the riddle. But after much discussion and many
suggestions, none of them had a satisfactory answer. So he was quite upset, not
knowing what he would tell the President.
As Rove was walking back to the Oval Office, he saw Secretary of
State Condoleeza Rice approaching him. So he said, "Madam Secretary,
can you answer this riddle for me. Your parents had a child and it
was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was the child?"
"That's easy," said Rice, "The child was me."
"Oh thank you," said Rove, "You may just have saved me my job!"
So Rove went in to the Oval Office and said to President Bush, "I
think I know the answer to your riddle. The child was Condoleeza
Rice!"
"No, you idiot!" shouted Bush, "The child was Tony Blair!"
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